Today I won the Paul Frank Annual Moustache Contest! I can't believe it!!! Grampa Jacobs would be so proud of me!
Here I am wearing the trophy around my neck. Note the chest-stache hiding underneath my long johns.
This is me testing my amazing feats of moustache strength! That's Benjamin "IIIIII'm Julius!" Soto on the mike. Ben's fiance (yes a girl!) wore a matching roller skating outfit as well...but no moustache.